There was a time when I was a more innocent person until a group of Saturday Night Live writers decided to ruin my morning.

The sketch reads like a logline straight out of Hell: "Hot twink BF farts on grandma to bring her back to life." That’s the premise of this wildly absurd bit, starring host and musical guest Timothée Chalamet as the aforementioned "hot twink BF."

It was five minutes of pure madness I’ll never get back, but watching Kenan Thompson’s character flat-out refuse Chalamet’s unorthodox "help" during his own heart attack was comedy gold. "Just puppet me around like Weekend at Bernie’s until he’s out of here."

Unhinged. Iconic. Horrifying. There’s nothing else to say.